Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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i think i will win the procrastination trophy

    i literally stayed home nd procrastinated all day to going to my middle school best friend’s baby shower

finally told my self “ehhh i didn’t impregnate her maybe next time”

The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow 

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No matter what type of blog you have, this wouldn’t mess it up. I love Jesus Christ for dying on the cross for me. Thank You, Jesus, I love You.

I love You too Jesus .. And I’m sorry . Please forgive me . And You’re the best .

I watched this movie yesterday 😔

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Yup I cut it all off

Yup I cut it all off




I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.

I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.

the truth, it burns

on my soul, this will always be relevant.

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I took a women studies class to study women and women history but instead all I have learned all year long is about the sexual life of my fellow classmates and what they base their slut shaming on! 95% of them are sluts according to statistics made by them about the amount of sexual partners that makes you a slut tho.


But damn what was I on #thatteenageshit 😂😂😂😂 middle school is regretful!

If I was a rapper I’d be Danny the narcissist!