Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
i think i will win the procrastination trophy
i literally stayed home nd procrastinated all day to going to my middle school best friend’s baby shower
finally told my self “ehhh i didn’t impregnate her maybe next time”
I took a women studies class to study women and women history but instead all I have learned all year long is about the sexual life of my fellow classmates and what they base their slut shaming on! 95% of them are sluts according to statistics made by them about the amount of sexual partners that makes you a slut tho.
But damn what was I on #thatteenageshit 😂😂😂😂 middle school is regretful!
If I was a rapper I’d be Danny the narcissist!